Welcome To Middle Age Card

$5.00

The predictions of this birthday card are true. Everyone will annoy you and you will need to we a lot, usually about twice a night if personal experience is to go by. Okay...tmi.

A birthday card with a picture of a smiling older woman in a blouse against a deep pink background. White and light pink text above her reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot.