Merry Christmas From Your Little Shit

If you are the titular little shit in the family then this is the perfect Christmas card to send to the grown ups. Just for clarity you can still be one if you're in your mid thirties and have a well paid job and a mortgage.

A Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling young girl in a winter coat with a short blonde hair holding presents in front of a blue background. Green, red and white text above reads Merry Christmas from your little shit.