As Farty Duvet Thieves Go Card

Sometimes praise doesn’t need to make sense to be deeply felt. This Valentine's card delivers a wildly specific, completely invented comparison that somehow lands as a heartfelt declaration of appreciation. Ideal for anyone who enjoys compliments with confidence and absolutely no logic.

A Valentines card featuring bold typographic text only. The background is a solid bright yellow. Large uppercase text in red and pink reads “As farty duvet thieves go, you’re pretty damn special.”