12 Inches Of Pleasure Card

Sometimes a sentence starts wildly suggestive and ends extremely practical. This Valentine's Day card does a flawless bait-and-switch that lands squarely in cheeky, grown-up humour territory. Perfect for partners who enjoy double entendres and pizza with confidence.

A funny Valentines card featuring a vintage-style photograph of a couple standing closely together against a purple background. A man wearing a striped cardigan looks sideways with a smirk, while a woman in a sleeveless red dress and pearl necklace stands behind him with her hand on his shoulder, smiling. A speech bubble above the man reads “Do you want 12 inches of pleasure?” and a speech bubble above the woman reads “I’ll have ham and pineapple.”