Enjoy A Large Stiff One Card

Who doesn't love a nice big stiff one on their birthday? You've got a rude mind, of course i meant a drink. I wouldn't put the other on a birthday card.

A funny birthday card featuring a retro of a smiling glamorous young woman holding a martini glass with a green dress and posh jewelry. White and yellow text above and beside her reads This birthday enjoy a large stiff one.