Birthday Drinking Since Breakfast Card

We all know the only acceptable times to be drinking since (or even before) breakfast is in an airport or when it's your birthday. It's true, right so here's the perfect birthday card for that one person that always takes these rules to the extreme.

A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s picture of a parading woman in a smart cabaret outfit holding her top hat against a blue background. White and multicoloured text beside her reads Happy birthday to someone who definitely hasn't been drinking since breakfast.