Ask Me About My Super Powers Pin

Some people enjoy long walks on the beach. Others enjoy long walks in the opposite direction of literally everyone. This badge politely clarifies your lifestyle choices so you don’t have to explain yourself mid-escape. Best worn while exiting conversations early.

A round badge divided horizontally into two sections. The top half is white with bold black text reading “I like long walks.” The bottom half is red with bold white text reading “away from people.” There are no images or graphics, just the text arranged in a clean, centered layout.