{"product_id":"too-much-beer-card","title":"Too Much Beer Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eAnother birthday, another heroic misunderstanding of personal limits. This birthday card celebrates the fine art of overdoing it and confidently pretending tomorrow isn’t coming. Part of a gloriously dramatic range inspired by vintage, trashy midcentury pulp novels where bad decisions were bold, inevitable, and rarely ended well.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA birthday card featuring illustrated artwork and bold typographic text styled like a vintage paperback cover. The main headline reads “It was another night of too much beer.” Smaller supporting text includes phrases such as “He was going to regret this in the morning,” “He wasn’t 21 anymore!” and “That hangover tomorrow is going to be a banger!” The illustration shows a smiling man holding a full pint of beer. The design uses distressed textures, muted blues and browns, and bold yellow and red lettering reminiscent of midcentury pulp fiction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"additionalInformation\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eAdditional Information\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"additionalInformationList\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCard dimensions: 126x178mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePacked in a cellobag with envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted and Manufactured in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStandard letter post\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48766712414435,"sku":null,"price":6.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1180\/1688\/files\/PUL-02.jpg?v=1775851242","url":"https:\/\/www.damzels.com\/products\/too-much-beer-card","provider":"Doll Factory by Damzels","version":"1.0","type":"link"}