{"product_id":"old-age-doesnt-last-long-card","title":"Cheer Up Old Age Doesn't Last  Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhen someone needs cheering up, sometimes optimism comes with a sharp edge. This birthday card offers reassurance in the most brutally honest way possible. Perfect for birthdays, milestones, or anyone currently squinting at the future.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA funny birthday card featuring a vintage-style portrait of a serious-looking man with short light hair, wearing a checked suit jacket, white shirt, and patterned tie. He is facing the viewer with a neutral expression. The background is a bright blue. Large rounded yellow text at the top reads “Cheer up!” and white rounded text beneath it reads “Old age doesn’t last too long.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"additionalInformation\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eAdditional Information\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"additionalInformationList\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCard dimensions: 126x178mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePacked in a cellobag with envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted and Manufactured in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStandard letter post\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48766755537123,"sku":null,"price":6.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1180\/1688\/files\/DMA-608.jpg?v=1775851621","url":"https:\/\/www.damzels.com\/products\/old-age-doesnt-last-long-card","provider":"Doll Factory by Damzels","version":"1.0","type":"link"}