{"product_id":"everythings-fucked-badge-pin","title":"Everything's Fucked Badge Pin","description":"\u003cp\u003eSometimes optimism shows up purely to make things worse. This badge pairs cheerful smiles with brutal honesty, creating the exact emotional whiplash that modern life deserves. Perfect for days when everything is on fire but you’re still technically smiling.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA round yellow badge featuring a vintage-style illustration of two smiling children with rosy cheeks, facing each other. Beneath them, bold playful text in pink and blue reads “Everything is fucked!” There are no additional graphics beyond the illustrated faces and text.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"additionalInformation\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eAdditional Information\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"additionalInformationList\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e32mm diameter button pin badge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eManufactured in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNot suitable for children due to sharp objects\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge letter post\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48767017648355,"sku":null,"price":2.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1180\/1688\/files\/DMD-399.jpg?v=1775853970","url":"https:\/\/www.damzels.com\/products\/everythings-fucked-badge-pin","provider":"Doll Factory by Damzels","version":"1.0","type":"link"}