{"product_id":"birthdays-dive-me-up-the-wall-card","title":"Birthdays Dive Me Up The Wall Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eAnother year older, another reminder no one asked for. This birthday card perfectly captures that special birthday feeling of deep irritation mixed with long-suffering acceptance. Ideal for anyone who greets their birthday with a sigh instead of cake.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA funny greeting card featuring a photograph of an elderly woman sitting on a stairlift inside a home. She is wearing a red jacket, blue top, yellow trousers, and beige shoes, and is resting her head on one hand with a visibly annoyed expression. The staircase behind her is carpeted, and the walls have patterned wallpaper. Large rounded white text at the top reads “Birthdays drive me up the fucking wall!”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"additionalInformation\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eAdditional Information\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"additionalInformationList\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCard dimensions: 126x178mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePacked in a cellobag with envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted and Manufactured in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStandard letter post\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48766742003939,"sku":null,"price":6.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1180\/1688\/files\/DMA-611.jpg?v=1775851492","url":"https:\/\/www.damzels.com\/products\/birthdays-dive-me-up-the-wall-card","provider":"Doll Factory by Damzels","version":"1.0","type":"link"}