{"product_id":"12-inches-of-pleasure-card","title":"12 Inches Of Pleasure Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eSometimes a sentence starts wildly suggestive and ends extremely practical. This Valentine's Day card does a flawless bait-and-switch that lands squarely in cheeky, grown-up humour territory. Perfect for partners who enjoy double entendres and pizza with confidence.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA funny Valentines card featuring a vintage-style photograph of a couple standing closely together against a purple background. A man wearing a striped cardigan looks sideways with a smirk, while a woman in a sleeveless red dress and pearl necklace stands behind him with her hand on his shoulder, smiling. A speech bubble above the man reads “Do you want 12 inches of pleasure?” and a speech bubble above the woman reads “I’ll have ham and pineapple.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"additionalInformation\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eAdditional Information\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"additionalInformationList\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCard dimensions: 126x178mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePacked in a cellobag with envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted and Manufactured in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStandard letter post\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48766728667363,"sku":null,"price":6.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1180\/1688\/files\/DMU-278.jpg?v=1775851404","url":"https:\/\/www.damzels.com\/products\/12-inches-of-pleasure-card","provider":"Doll Factory by Damzels","version":"1.0","type":"link"}